He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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