Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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