Your dad touched me again.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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