But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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