But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
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Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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