i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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