Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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