I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
you made out with another girl for some wings
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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