Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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