I love black thongs
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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