its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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