NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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