I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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