so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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