I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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