Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
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You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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