so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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