Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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