we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
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She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Dick very happy bro
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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