my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
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And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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