Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Only a mothe r could love this liver
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
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I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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