My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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