Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
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She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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