It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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