i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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