Just mADE A PArabola og urine
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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