Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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