Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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