IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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