what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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