saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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