She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I party with great urgency now.
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