From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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