Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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