my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
did you just send me my own nude
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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