NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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