Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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