Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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