youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Randomize