i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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