I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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