I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
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Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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