I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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