We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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