Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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