I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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