i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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