No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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