My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
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