doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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